
I tend to stop at places like 7-11 or AM/PM in the morning on the way into work. I work at different venues so I don't stop at the exact same store each day. I usually hit these stores fairly early in the morning. My favorite fast breakfast food is a 1/4 lb hot dog. I actually like the AM/PM hot dogs better then the 7-11 hot dogs mostly because a couple of years back, 7-11 decided to start using these big, fat, egg enriched buns that I don't dig. Too much bun for me. Now comes the reason for this rant.
Since I like AM/PM hot dogs best, I will make an effort to look for a AM/PM before I settle for a 7-11 hot dog. I can go to an AM/PM one day at 6:30am and ask for a hot dog and they have them ready to go but the next day the same AM/PM will not have any hot dogs ready. I will ask them why they don't have any hot dogs ready and they say that it's too early for hot dogs. That's when I tell them to go fuck themselves which they usually don't appreciate. What I want to eat for breakfast is my business. There business should be to make there customers (me) happy.
I know that you are saying: Hey dipshit, Those hot dogs were probably left over from the night before. WRONG. I know my hot dogs and they can't pass and old dog off as new to me.
When I work in the lovely city of Long Beach California, I travel down 7th Ave on the way to the Convention Center. There are two 7-11's on 7th Ave. I know that I can stop at the first one (that is in a better area than the 2nd one) and it will not have hot dogs ready at 6:OOam but if I keep going down the road a couple more miles I will come upon the second 7-11 (that is in the ghetto) and they will have fresh hot dogs on the grill. Now the difference here is that the first 7-11 will always have a fresh maple or chocolate bar available but the second 7-11 is always sold out. When I ask them why they don't have the donuts they tell me that they are very popular and sell out quick. Ok Mr 7-11 owner. If they are so fucking popular, try ordering a few extra so that you can sell more donuts. That doesn't seem like a very difficult business decision to me.
So come on you "quicky mart" owning dip shits. Lets get our collective shit together and start catering to your customers. If we want hot dogs and maple bars at 6:00am then damn it, give it to us. and don't worry about my heart exploding. That is my business. You business is to sell me shit that is bad for me.
Thanks for listening.
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